There is much discussion over whether this most recent Hash should be referred to as #666 or #665B.  I think tradition dictates that it should be #666 and we should not start with alphabetical suffixes (or is it suffices?  or is it suffi?).  I have some other possible names:

- The ‘Where the heck are we and why is there no flour anywhere – oh yeah – Mismatch set the trail’ Hash

- The ‘I didn’t need that skin on my legs anyhow’ Hash

- The ‘Do you hear banjos playing the ’Deliverance’ theme?’ Hash

- The ‘Ssssshhhh – I think I saw Bigfoot running through the woods over there’ Hash

Anyhow, starting point for the Hash was at Capuchos, and it was hared by Mismatch (Rambos) and This Won’t Hurt (Wimps).  We have no idea how long the Rambo trail was intended to be as we lost the trail and made our way through the woods.  Hint:  When making a check-point, only one route choice should have three blobs of flour.  Hint:  Let’s not set consecutive trails in the same area so we have to ask ‘is that old flour or new flour?’.  Hint:  When it’s hot out, a Hash Halt is a very nice thing.  Honorary Hash Master was No Moor.

Virgins for the day were Jane Reddig, Alba Cirne, Marina Barbosa, Oliver ‘Fire Walker’ Schultz, and Kiwi and Emily Guasco, who were not actually virgins, but were, in fact, retornados.

Retornados were La Formiga, Bardess, Robert Richards, Martin LeClerc, Crunchy, Gabriel Richards-Collins, Hoochy Coochie Man, No Moor, Elizabeth Collins, Peanut, Rarely Cums, Mike Herman, and Judo.

We celebrated Hashy Birthdays for the following:  K2 (40); Big Chopper (11); Big Whopper (15 last hash); La Formiga (10); Hash Agent (77); Hoochy Coochie Man (44); Peanut (40); Ready Steady Stop (65).

There was one No Name – Martin LeClerc, son of La Formiga.  He apparently likes Benfica, surfing, rugby, Mendelssohn, and Linkin Park.  He plays no musical instruments, and is not from Sweden.  He has no sisters who could give incriminating evidence in the circle.

A fond, partial, farewell was given to the Shiell Family (Hash Agent, etc.) – they are returning to Ireland, but will live in Portugal part-time.

Misdemeanors were assessed against the following:

K2 – for not having looked at the LH3 Website to determine the starting location of the Hash.  In my defense, virtually nobody reads or posts anything on the LH3 website, so I was quite shocked to hear it had already been posted.  In fact, I bet nobody will read or comment on this Hash Report.

Mismatch – for mis-marking the trail – at least one check point had two trails with three blobs of flour.

Navigator – for arriving late, not wearing a Hash T-shirt, wearing a hat in the circle, and not Hashing

Upcoming Hares are as follows:

4 September – Voldemort and Party Pants

18 September, 2 October, 16 October, 30 October – wide open – see Mismatch and/or Detonator to volunteer as a Hare.

K2, Hash Scribe